You could retire by recycling all the cans in the bed of your truck.

Your grandpappy's hearing aid is a construction cone.

Youve eaten a Big Mac as an appetizer.

Starting your car wakes at least 12 cats.

Tidying your yard involves calling a tow truck.

you've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.

There are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed.

You're raising catfish in the bathtub.

Your doorbell is a dog.

Youve ever used hairspray to kill flying bugs.

Ah the American lifestyle!