Memo: Prospective Employee Assessment
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Topic: Memo: Prospective Employee Assessment
Posted By: salman_s
Subject: Memo: Prospective Employee Assessment
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 11:45pm
MEMO: PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT
Subject: Prospective Employee Assessment To: All Managers The following guidelines shall be used when hiring new personnel. Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing. If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering. If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance. If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing. If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them. If they are sleeping, they are Management material. If they are writing up the experience, send them to Technical Publications. If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security. If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing. And if they have left early, put them in Sales.
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Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 12:03am
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If they hate "west", send them to Salmans house.
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Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 12:21am
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r u kidding? i never said i hate west
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ak_m_f wrote:
......i love everybody 
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 12:24am
Actions speak louder then words....... |
Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 12:26am
it might b just ur opinion ak_m_f......r u angry with me for some reason.....is something wrong with u......did u wake up from a bad dream? i m saying that i love everybody
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Posted By: Muslima
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 6:41am
Send them to me!
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Posted By: amah
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:18pm
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Ak loves you salman, he follows you everywhere ------------- Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:49pm
I am his big bother, we just had reunion, when he was a kid, he got kidnapped by Alqida. They did Irreversible to his brain. I am just trying to help him with his life. He stills dreams about al-zawahiri in his sleep, like last night he said in his sleep" dont leave me,zawahiri, I want to go to heaven too". |
Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:55pm
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ak_m_f al zawahiri is still alive....what r u talking about? i hope u r not dreaming all this.....
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