The Clock
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Topic: The Clock
Posted By: Patty
Subject: The Clock
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 7:28am
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This man went to heaven and at the Pearly Gates Saint Peter met him to show him around. As they were walking around heaven the man noticed all these clocks sitting around and asked St. Peter what they were for. St. Peter replied, "Every person that is still alive down on earth has a clock that is monitoring that person. And every time a person tells a lie the clock's hand will move one click. For instance, see that clock over there that is moving one click every five minutes?... well that is John Benson a car salesman and every time he tries to close a deal he tells a lie and the clock's hand moves one click. See that clock over there that has cobwebs and rust over it?... well that is for Widow Mary, she NEVER tells a lie and goes to church every Sunday, she is one of the best." So the man looks around and says, 'Well, where is Bill Clinton's clock???'. St. Peter just smiled and said, "Shucks, we use his clock for a ceiling fan!!!!!!!! ------------- Patty I don't know what the future holds....but I know who holds the future. |
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Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 9:52am
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