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Topic: hehehe :-))

Posted By: Angel
Subject: hehehe :-))
Date Posted: 01 July 2006 at 5:52am

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be
more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store
and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual
pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede, which came in a little white box to use
for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for
the box, and decided he would start off by taking his
new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
Frank's
with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer
from
his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no
answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few
minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting
his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you
the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

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~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~

Replies:

Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 01 July 2006 at 10:28am

Shukran!

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Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will.

Posted By: ZEA J
Date Posted: 01 July 2006 at 11:43pm

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"You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you
spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92)

Posted By: schwester
Date Posted: 02 July 2006 at 9:15am

but they walk very fast

Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 02 July 2006 at 9:27am

You may find the following interesting:

Although the name centipede means "hundred-legged," the average is actually about 35 pairs of legs, one pair on each body segment except for the last two, the pregenital and genital segments. The appendages of the trunk's first segment are modified into claws that are equipped with poison glands and are used to kill or stun prey. Larger centipedes can cause a painful bite, but the poison is not powerful enough to cause death in humans.

Posted By: Patty
Date Posted: 02 July 2006 at 2:21pm

I wonder if the little guy was wearing slip-on loafers or tennis shoes. Imagine having to tie all those shoe laces.....

I didn't know they would bite!!! I guess I won't try to pick one up, even if they don't kill you, I'll bet it leaves quite a sting. OUCH!!

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Patty

I don't know what the future holds....but I know who holds the future.

Posted By: Angela
Date Posted: 03 July 2006 at 9:31am

That was a good one, Angel.

Posted By: lovetabuleh
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 9:08pm

haha, that was cute :)