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Topic: Middle East Humor

Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Subject: Middle East Humor
Date Posted: 14 August 2006 at 2:29pm

"This morning the Vatican weighed in on the crisis. The Vatican came out
and condemned Israel's attacks on Lebanon ... which is great, because all
day yesterday, the Jews and Muslims were asking, 'What do the Catholics
think?'" --Conan O'Brien

"Of course, world leaders are getting involved in the crisis right now. Earlier
today Germany's chancellor called for the attacks on Israel to stop. After
hearing about it, a spoke
sperson for Israel said, 'You know things are bad when Germany's got your
back'." --Conan O'Brien
"At a joint press conference with President Bush, German Chancellor Angela
Merkel called for a 'de-escalation of Mid-East violence.' Later, Bush called
for both sides to 'de-angrify' and 'de-hurt' each other." --Conan O'Brien

Replies:

Posted By: ZEA J
Date Posted: 14 August 2006 at 6:13pm

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"You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you
spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92)

Posted By: mariyah
Date Posted: 15 August 2006 at 1:56am

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"Every good deed is charity whether you come to your brother's assistance or just greet him with a smile.

Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 17 August 2006 at 1:30am

Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 17 August 2006 at 4:19am

Good one Daniel

Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 17 August 2006 at 4:21am

Posted By: ZEA J
Date Posted: 17 August 2006 at 11:17pm

Daniel Dworsky wrote:

"Tough times in Israel. The settlers didn't want to leave because they feel
that the land was given to them by God. It's the same way that
Republicans feel about the White House." --Jay Leno

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"You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you
spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92)

Posted By: MOCKBA
Date Posted: 18 August 2006 at 12:04am

Bismillah

Daniel, I may lack sense of humour, but in my opinion any jokes that have any mention of God should not be posted in this forum. It is unbecoming and to some degree offensive. Regardless of Sharon's worldly transgressions, lets leave his case to Allah. If you look at his case and reflect at earth's reluctance to accept him there is nothing much to laugh about...

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MOCKBA

Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 18 August 2006 at 1:32am

I sincerely apologize for my thoughtlessness regarding mention of god on
this forum and for any offense this may have caused. I assure you that no
disrespect was intended.
Danny

Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 26 August 2006 at 2:03pm

Three palestinians and a duck walk into a bar...

Oh lighten up!

Posted By: superme
Date Posted: 27 August 2006 at 3:08pm

Well dan, it is a good thing to start reading your post so keep them coming.

Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 27 August 2006 at 4:14pm

Same here bro