Marriage Quotes
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Topic: Marriage Quotes
Posted By: candid
Subject: Marriage Quotes
Date Posted: 28 September 2006 at 12:33am
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Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married! There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere! |
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Posted By: ZEA J
Date Posted: 28 September 2006 at 2:31pm
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------------- "You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92) |
candid wrote:Posted By: righteous_4ever
Date Posted: 28 September 2006 at 3:08pm
lollll...that was funny... ------------- Hadia |
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 29 September 2006 at 1:15am
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Moses returns temporarily from Mt Sinai to brief Aaron on his progress with
Allah and the twenty commandments. "Okay, it's like this, We've got him down to 10 like I said but the adultery clause sticks" |
Posted By: candid
Date Posted: 03 October 2006 at 1:01am
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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!" |
Posted By: leos
Date Posted: 04 October 2006 at 1:25am
Ha Ha Ha 
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Posted By: Ansarullah
Date Posted: 04 October 2006 at 8:09pm
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lol ...those're funnny! ------------- "Among His signs is this, that He created wives from among yourselves, that you may find repose in them, and He has put between you affection and mercy" 30:21 |
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 2:01pm
| Do married people live longer or does it just seem that way? |
Posted By: candid
Date Posted: 13 October 2006 at 12:13am
| Married man live longer but they are more willing to die. |
Posted By: schwester
Date Posted: 16 October 2006 at 10:51pm
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