Chocolate MATH
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Topic: Chocolate MATH
Posted By: semar
Subject: Chocolate MATH
Date Posted: 17 October 2006 at 2:46pm
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YOUR AGE BY DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute so work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out. This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold). 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator. 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758 .. If you haven't, add 1757. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i..e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LAST!!! ------------- Salam/Peace, Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air" |
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Posted By: taliyya
Date Posted: 18 October 2006 at 4:16pm
omg. how did you do that?
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Posted By: ZubairH
Date Posted: 19 October 2006 at 5:14pm
Didnt work on me. I got 44. Im much younger than that. 
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Posted By: ZEA J
Date Posted: 20 October 2006 at 5:47am
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Very nice! ------------- "You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92) |
Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 20 October 2006 at 12:35pm
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Salaamu Alaykum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuh, First in my head, then on paper, and all I can say is thanks for the thought, but I'm not ready to go through the last 20 years AGAIN! ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |
Posted By: semar
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 1:01am
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chocolT math has been updated for 2008: YOUR AGE BY DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute so work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out. This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold). 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator. 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758 .. If you haven't, add 1757. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i..e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LAST!!! ------------- Salam/Peace, Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air" |