My first job was working in an orange juice factory,  but

I got canned�������� couldn�t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but

I just couldn�t hack it, ���.so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but

 I just wasn�t� suited for it.  Mainly because it was a sew sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but

���������..that was exhausting.

����� I just couldn�t cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef � figured it would add a little spice to my life but

������.. I just didn�t have the.. thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but

any way I sliced it, I couldn�t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but

 eventually I found it wasn�t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but

I didn�t have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but

 I just couldn�t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but

discovered that I couldn�t live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch,

so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but

 the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but

 I was fired because I wasn�t up to it.

So then I got a job in a gym but

 they said I wasn�t fit for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but

the work was shocking.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

 
SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB.

.

Sign*Reader wrote: Hanan wrote:  Is there an opening at your current job ... I would like to submit my resume ... They tell me this is not an equal opportunity employer --whoever heard of a homemaker retiring?

 Bismillah and Salaams,

I was a homemaker, but I gave it up for a job with less hours and more benefits.

Okay.  To be honest, I still have the original job part-time.  It's a whole lot easier to work only half the day at home than all day!