WHY MEN CAN’T WIN...?
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Topic: WHY MEN CAN’T WIN...?
Posted By: Sign*Reader
Subject: WHY MEN CAN’T WIN...?
Date Posted: 02 December 2006 at 12:15pm
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WHY MEN CAN�T WIN Isn�t this the truth? If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. > If you don�t work hard enough, you�re a good for nothing bum. IF she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it�s exploitation. > If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If she gets a job ahead of you, it�s equal opportunity >If you get a promotion ahead of her, it�s favoritism. If you mention how nice she looks, it�s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it�s male indifference. If you cry, you�re a wimp. If you don�t, you�re insensitive. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she�s a liberated woman. >If you a make a decision with consulting her, you�re a chauvinist pig. . If she asks you, it�s a favor. >If you ask her to do something she doesn�t enjoy, that�s domination. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you�re vain, if you don�t, you�re a slob. If you buy her flowers, you�re after something, if you don�t�, you�re not thoughtful. If you�re proud of your achievements, you�re an egotist, if you�re not, you�re not ambitious. If she has a headache, she�s tired. If you have a headache, you don�t love her
anymore, and you must be gallivanting. ------------- Kismet Domino: Faith/Courage/Liberty/Abundance/Selfishness/Immorality/Apathy/Bondage or extinction. |
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Posted By: Hanan
Date Posted: 02 December 2006 at 12:35pm
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Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 02 December 2006 at 3:50pm
Bismillah and Salaams, You might think this is really funny and true, but I think it's bunk and st**id. Most of the women I know are strong, patient good women and this is unjustifiable whining from a Muslim man. Oh, it's the humor section? It's just not funny. ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |
Sign*Reader wrote:Posted By: Hanan
Date Posted: 03 December 2006 at 10:39am
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Posted By: ZEA J
Date Posted: 03 December 2006 at 6:27pm
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The following are all true.
------------- "You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92) |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 04 December 2006 at 5:17pm
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do men need a headache tablet ?
-------------  ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 07 December 2006 at 3:58am
Salaamu Alaykum, Not in my Islaami world they're not! ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |
Posted By: candid
Date Posted: 07 December 2006 at 8:44pm
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If you consider the senior members, women are more quarrelsome (with each other) than men in this forum. |