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BEST HEADLINES EVER

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Topic: BEST HEADLINES EVER
Posted By: Sign*Reader
Subject: BEST HEADLINES EVER
Date Posted: 02 December 2006 at 11:54pm

BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES EVER

 

  1. INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES.
  2. SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
  3. POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
  4. TYPHOON RIPS TROUGH CEMETERY, HUNDREDS DEAD
  5. IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
  6. KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
  7. PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
  8. PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
  9. BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
  10. TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
  11. CLINTON WINS BUDGET; MORE LIES AHEAD
  12. PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD
  13. MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
  14. JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
  15. STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
  16. TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER
  17. WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
  18. IF STRIKE ISN�T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE
  19. COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
  20. MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, FACES BATTERY CHARGE
  21. NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
  22. ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACE

 

 

 



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Replies:
Posted By: Hanan
Date Posted: 03 December 2006 at 10:21am

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS (holiday buying-frenzy responsible for shortage of necks and shoulders)

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER (as announced by � Compassionate Veterinarians Without Borders�)

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH (Donald Trump announced: �They�re Fired�)

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE (Haliburton billing invoice to US government)

TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER (WalMart�s �Success Story of 2006�)

ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACE (NASA forced to make menu changes)

  unable to continue, fell off the chair

Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 04 December 2006 at 5:27pm

seen some of those headlines before

 



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