�What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!�

� Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.�

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Questions:

1. Name the two days of the week that begin with "T"?

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Answers:

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd etc..."

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"What happened to John, his nose was all swollen this morning?"

"He tried to smell a brose."

"You mean a rose? There is no 'b' in a rose."

"There was a 'b' in this one."

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Why can't we see the Sun at night?

Because it is too dark.

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Man calls airline. "How long does it take to fly from New York to London?"

"Just a second," says the operator.

"Thank you." says the man and hangs up.

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A man proposes a woman. She says she would agree if he could bring her a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.

After almost a month, a search party is sent to find him. The party finds him hunting crocodiles and watches him kill a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and again bare feet!"

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

Bulldozer