Home remedies
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Topic: Home remedies
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Subject: Home remedies
Date Posted: 17 January 2007 at 11:26am
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Chinese sent this to me with item number eight underlined. I found all but number eight unhelpful. AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape. 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. Thought for the day: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. |
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Posted By: Jay Mee
Date Posted: 23 March 2015 at 5:22am
| Thaks! It seems working, I am sure any home remedies are usefull and effective if you use it right. So may be it would be better to make any kind of easy instructions. |
Posted By: Delauren
Date Posted: 08 February 2016 at 12:59pm
10 is more a sentence to live by 
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Posted By: 2Acts
Date Posted: 02 May 2016 at 4:08pm
| very good |