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Try it! Printed From: IslamiCity.org Category: General Forum Name: Humour Forum Description: "CLEAN" humour only please ! URL: https://www.islamicity.org/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8459 Printed Date: 26 November 2024 at 1:08pm Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.03 - http://www.webwizforums.com Topic: Try it! Posted By: Dayem Subject: Try it! Date Posted: 02 February 2007 at 7:25am Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is sweet cat This is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is twenty cat This is seconds cat Scroll scroll Scroll scroll scroll down scroll down scroll scroll scroll down Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on  ------------- "the mooslims! they're heeere!" LOONWATCH.COM Replies: Posted By: Dayem Date Posted: 02 February 2007 at 7:27am Jokes A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!" ************ I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ---------------------------------------- ------------ If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for? ---------------------------------------------------- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ---------------------------------------------------- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ---------------------------------------------------- One should love animals. They are so tasty. ---------------------------------------------------- Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ---------------------------------------------------- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ---------------------------------------------------- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ---------------------------------------------------- The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ---------------------------------------------------- Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ---------------------------------------------------- Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ---------------------------------------------------- Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop ---------------------------------------------------- "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ---------------------------------------------------- There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning ---------------------------------------------------- "Hard work never killed anybody" But why ------------- "the mooslims! they're heeere!" LOONWATCH.COM Posted By: number41 Date Posted: 17 March 2007 at 1:23am Hey, good jokes....please send us more..

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