the cristian who converted
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Topic: the cristian who converted
Posted By: devil-slayer
Subject: the cristian who converted
Date Posted: 08 February 2007 at 2:41am
once there was a christian on his death bed his family got the priest to comfort him so the priest says "" ok now jack i know your a very devowd christian but say behind me ashhadu an la elah ela allah wa anna mo7amad rasol allah " jack is astonished / " are you crazy man what are you saying i`m christian " the priest redirects "" common just say it and you`ll go to heaven "" ..jack say "" are you sure,. well heaven ok i`ll say it " so jack said it and the last few seconds he died a muslim ... the priest looks at the family and slowly smile "" yeppie the muslim died atlast " lool hahahahahaha  no offence ment to any religion this is just a clean simple joke..btw i`m muslim and its not meant to insult islam its the total opposite now you know what i mean  ------------- if they treat you bad just avoid them and ask god forgivness for all thoese who sin |
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Posted By: pauline35
Date Posted: 08 February 2007 at 4:28am
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evil priest.
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Posted By: nodda
Date Posted: 10 February 2007 at 10:51am
 hmmmmm 
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Posted By: Sadija
Date Posted: 22 February 2007 at 2:22am
Wow  ------------- Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing , you will be successfull |
Posted By: number41
Date Posted: 17 March 2007 at 1:00am
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A retarded priest......????
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Posted By: UmmAmara
Date Posted: 29 May 2007 at 9:41am
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How come am not getn the funny part?Wil sum1 pls elaborate?Dn mistek me,i am funny but am jus not getn the joke.
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Posted By: pauline35
Date Posted: 29 May 2007 at 9:34pm
As I understand from your signature "ACQUISITION OF KNOWLEDGE REQUIRES A GREAT DEAL OF PATIENCE AND HARDWORK", it's true then but the way to digest the above joke is not to take it too seriously. 
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Posted By: Christian_lady
Date Posted: 09 June 2007 at 2:11pm
| that was deep :p NOT :p It was funny in a hard to explain way though... |
Posted By: pauline35
Date Posted: 09 June 2007 at 5:40pm
Hello, Christian_lady, it is not so hard to explain because it needs an unbiased union to receive the joke. 
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Posted By: minuteman
Date Posted: 10 June 2007 at 1:06am
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That was a killer priest who had desired to kill a Muslim all his life. He had no opportunity. That was an easy way to make a dying man a Muslim, who was already dying. So he, the killer priest, satisfied his ego in an odd way. Whether that man was destined to to heavens or hell is a different matter. That will be decided by Allah, and surely the dying man may have been saved at the last moment by a devil. ------------- If any one is bad some one must suffer |
Posted By: UmmAmara
Date Posted: 26 June 2007 at 8:09am
Minuteman,that was a gud explanation.I gues twaz the english that confused me alittle there. ------------- Acquisition of knowledge requires a great deal of patience and hardwork. |