Middle East Humor

"This morning the Vatican weighed in on the crisis. The Vatican came out
and condemned Israel's attacks on Lebanon ... which is great, because all
day yesterday, the Jews and Muslims were asking, 'What do the Catholics
think?'" --Conan O'Brien

"Of course, world leaders are getting involved in the crisis right now. Earlier
today Germany's chancellor called for the attacks on Israel to stop. After
hearing about it, a spoke
sperson for Israel said, 'You know things are bad when Germany's got your
back'." --Conan O'Brien
"At a joint press conference with President Bush, German Chancellor Angela
Merkel called for a 'de-escalation of Mid-East violence.' Later, Bush called
for both sides to 'de-angrify' and 'de-hurt' each other." --Conan O'Brien

Good one Daniel

Daniel Dworsky wrote: "Tough times in Israel. The settlers didn't want to leave because they feel that the land was given to them by God. It's the same way that Republicans feel about the White House." --Jay Leno

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