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Danty Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Female Joined: 29 March 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 227	Post Options Post Reply Quote Danty Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Lifestyle Mathematics Posted: 16 April 2009 at 8:30am
	I have received this email before. Funny! I enjoyed reading this again!
	Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said "Be kind, for whenever kindness becomes part of something, it beautifies it.Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." (IMAM BUKHARI)

Duane Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Male Joined: 27 March 2009 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 70	Post Options Post Reply Quote Duane Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 09 April 2009 at 7:20am


Hunter Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Male Joined: 02 December 2008 Status: Offline Points: 107	Post Options Post Reply Quote Hunter Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 April 2009 at 9:41pm

	"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"-- DrDre

Akhe Abdullah Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Male Joined: 19 November 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1252	Post Options Post Reply Quote Akhe Abdullah Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 April 2009 at 8:03am
	Salams Candid.

abuayisha Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Muslim Joined: 05 October 1999 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 5105	Post Options Post Reply Quote abuayisha Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 April 2009 at 7:15am


candid_new Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 11 April 2008 Status: Offline Points: 88	Post Options Post Reply Quote candid_new Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 April 2009 at 5:57am
	I got this in an email. Non sense but really funny OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATHS A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Edited by candid_new - 08 April 2009 at 5:58am