Programmer's wife?

Conversation a woman with her husband who is a software engineer.

Husband: (He came late) "Good night honey, I am logged in."

Wife: Did you get something for me, that I asked you to do?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: I asked you early in the morning!

Husband: Errorneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: How about the new TV?

Husband: Variable not found...

Wife: OK, so just give me your credit card I'll do it on my own!

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife: Do you love computer than me? Or you just make joke?

Husband: Too many parameters.. .

Wife: It's a big mistake to marry an "idiot" like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: Hi your son also give me trouble, I could not ask him anything.

Husband: Might be wrong command or syntac error.

Wife: No he couldn't remember anything what I say.

Husband: Just reformat his memory.

Wife: Huuuu. You are useless.

Husband: It's by Default.

Wife: How about you salary this month, we need to pay the bill?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.

Wife: OK, what do you think my position in this family?

Husband: Unknown Virus.

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semar Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Male Islam Joined: 11 March 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1830	Post Options Post Reply Quote semar Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11 June 2009 at 5:03pm
	Conversation a woman with her husband who is a software engineer. Husband: (He came late) "Good night honey, I am logged in." Wife: Did you get something for me, that I asked you to do? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: I asked you early in the morning! Husband: Errorneous syntax. Abort? Wife: How about the new TV? Husband: Variable not found... Wife: OK, so just give me your credit card I'll do it on my own! Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife: Do you love computer than me? Or you just make joke? Husband: Too many parameters.. . Wife: It's a big mistake to marry an "idiot" like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: Hi your son also give me trouble, I could not ask him anything. Husband: Might be wrong command or syntac error. Wife: No he couldn't remember anything what I say. Husband: Just reformat his memory. Wife: Huuuu. You are useless. Husband: It's by Default. Wife: How about you salary this month, we need to pay the bill? Husband: File in use ... Try later. Wife: OK, what do you think my position in this family? Husband: Unknown Virus.
	Salam/Peace, Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"