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he he the most funny thing: ""What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically. "Then you can ask him." replied the lady".

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sayariza Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 19 May 2006 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 10	Post Options Post Reply Quote sayariza Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: The Bible Posted: 19 May 2006 at 3:35pm
	he he the most funny thing: ""What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically. "Then you can ask him." replied the lady".

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Patty Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 14 September 2001 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2382	Post Options Post Reply Quote Patty Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 06 May 2006 at 7:14pm
	There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing. After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?" The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible." He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." "What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically. "Then you can ask him." replied the lady.
	Patty I don't know what the future holds....but I know who holds the future.