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Hanan 
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 Topic: I’d like to be a bearPosted: 29 September 2006 at 6:11pm |
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Wai So Dim - I actually know someone by that name |
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Cassandra
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Posted: 29 September 2006 at 3:59am |
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Colin, this'll help you translate the manual.............. Learn Chinese in 5 MinutesThat's not right... Are you harboring a fugitive?... See me ASAP... Stupid Man... Small Horse... Did you go to the beach?... I bumped into a coffee table... I think you need a face lift... It's very dark in here... I thought you were on a diet... This is a tow away zone... Our meeting is scheduled for next week... Staying out of sight... He's cleaning his automobile... Your body odor is offensive... |
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Posted: 29 September 2006 at 3:04am |
Oh dear! In that case I think I better upgrade to the new Chinese operating system: Wingdongs XP Semi-Professional, featuring state of the art innovations such as: Mao-croSoft Woks Suite (and Sour), special fried mice and the great (fire) wall of China. |
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Angela
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Posted: 28 September 2006 at 8:23am |
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Oh, watch out... the bolshevik.sys virus imbeds in the BIOS and causes your firewall to turn into an Iron Curtain that you cannot penetrate to the outside world. It takes over your sound card and starts playing nationalist songs and all games like Solitaire that promote individuality are erased. There comes a time when you have to use scorchedearth.exe It may be your only savior. Then you can install Linux (Also known as Free Captialist 9.0) and protect yourself from the greatest Soviet virus of all time. Okna (Windows) XP. |
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Colin
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Posted: 28 September 2006 at 3:26am |
My Dellski is so riddled with soviet spyware that I have to run homeland security.exe and MI5 (lack of) intelligence.exe |
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Posted: 26 September 2006 at 12:56pm |
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A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says to the horse , "Why the long
face?" A Panda walks into a bar orders dinner and when he is finished pulls out a gun and fires a round into the ceiling and calmly exits. This makes perfect sense because Pandas eat shoots and leaves. |
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Angela
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Posted: 26 September 2006 at 12:15pm |
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OOOOOoooooh, PAUSE = PAWS I get it now. LOL My husband will love that one....I hope he just doesn't find it too grizzly.
You know those Dellski computers run on the KGB1917 processor. The only cure is the patch. ak47.exe
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Colin
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Posted: 26 September 2006 at 11:49am |
Sorry for my long absence Angela. Problems with my Russian Dellski commi-puter... also, I've changed country.
PS: why the big pause (paws)? Geddit now? ;----) |
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Angela wrote:
I don't get it.....