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    Posted: 17 March 2007 at 1:23am
Hey, good jokes....please send us more..
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Jokes



A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"


The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Love the neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than
waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why

"the mooslims! they're heeere!"
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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can't


This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is sweet cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is twenty cat
This is seconds cat


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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I
bet you can't resist passing it on 
"the mooslims! they're heeere!"
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