the cristian who converted

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   once there was a christian on his death bed his family got the priest to comfort him so the priest says "" ok now jack i know your a very devowd christian but say behind me  ashhadu an la elah ela allah wa anna mo7amad rasol allah "  jack is astonished / " are you crazy man what are you saying i`m christian "   the priest redirects "" common just say it and you`ll go to heaven "" ..jack say "" are you sure,. well heaven ok i`ll say it " so jack said it and the last few seconds he died a muslim ... the priest looks at the family and slowly smile "" yeppie the muslim died atlast "  lool hahahahahaha 
no offence ment to any religion this is just a clean simple joke..btw i`m muslim and its not meant to insult islam its the total opposite now you know what i mean 

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devil-slayer Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 08 February 2007 Location: Egypt Status: Offline Points: 26	Post Options Post Reply Quote devil-slayer Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: the cristian who converted Posted: 08 February 2007 at 2:41am
	once there was a christian on his death bed his family got the priest to comfort him so the priest says "" ok now jack i know your a very devowd christian but say behind me ashhadu an la elah ela allah wa anna mo7amad rasol allah " jack is astonished / " are you crazy man what are you saying i`m christian " the priest redirects "" common just say it and you`ll go to heaven "" ..jack say "" are you sure,. well heaven ok i`ll say it " so jack said it and the last few seconds he died a muslim ... the priest looks at the family and slowly smile "" yeppie the muslim died atlast " lool hahahahahaha no offence ment to any religion this is just a clean simple joke..btw i`m muslim and its not meant to insult islam its the total opposite now you know what i mean

pauline35 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 15 November 2005 Location: Malaysia Status: Offline Points: 459	Post Options Post Reply Quote pauline35 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 February 2007 at 4:28am
	evil priest.

nodda Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 01 February 2007 Location: Uzbekistan Status: Offline Points: 8	Post Options Post Reply Quote nodda Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 10 February 2007 at 10:51am
	hmmmmm

Sadija Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 20 February 2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 88	Post Options Post Reply Quote Sadija Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 February 2007 at 2:22am
	Wow
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number41 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 09 March 2007 Location: Japan Status: Offline Points: 163	Post Options Post Reply Quote number41 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 17 March 2007 at 1:00am
	A retarded priest......????

UmmAmara Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 17 September 2006 Status: Offline Points: 81	Post Options Post Reply Quote UmmAmara Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 29 May 2007 at 9:41am
	How come am not getn the funny part?Wil sum1 pls elaborate?Dn mistek me,i am funny but am jus not getn the joke.
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pauline35 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 15 November 2005 Location: Malaysia Status: Offline Points: 459	Post Options Post Reply Quote pauline35 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 29 May 2007 at 9:34pm
	As I understand from your signature "ACQUISITION OF KNOWLEDGE REQUIRES A GREAT DEAL OF PATIENCE AND HARDWORK", it's true then but the way to digest the above joke is not to take it too seriously.

Christian_lady Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 09 June 2007 Status: Offline Points: 4	Post Options Post Reply Quote Christian_lady Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 09 June 2007 at 2:11pm
	that was deep :p NOT :p It was funny in a hard to explain way though...