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What is a 710?

A  few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one....' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there' If you're not sure what a 710 is

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Ahlam_lu Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 21 May 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 18	Post Options Post Reply Quote Ahlam_lu Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: You've got to love blondies Posted: 05 September 2008 at 7:49pm
	What is a 710? A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one....' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there' If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here

abuayisha Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Muslim Joined: 05 October 1999 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 5105	Post Options Post Reply Quote abuayisha Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 06 September 2008 at 6:21am


Truth_light24 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 13 January 2008 Location: Philippines Status: Offline Points: 270	Post Options Post Reply Quote Truth_light24 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11 September 2008 at 4:56pm
	OIL!! looooooooooooooool why there are a lot jokes about blonde?? Are they that..???
	And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59

Ahlam_lu Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 21 May 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 18	Post Options Post Reply Quote Ahlam_lu Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 14 September 2008 at 12:57pm
	Assalam 3aleykom W.r W.b Well, personally i dont relate intelligence to physical looks. So being a blond does not mean one is actually dumb. But for some reason blondes are highly linked to dumb jokes which seriously are funny jokes. I just take the humor in it. And uh! i have one more so read below.......... A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a showin a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!' The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little ***on your knee'

Chrysalis Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 25 November 2007 Status: Offline Points: 2033	Post Options Post Reply Quote Chrysalis Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 18 September 2008 at 10:55am

	"O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young."

sobiya Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 13 December 2008 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 8	Post Options Post Reply Quote sobiya Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13 December 2008 at 8:26am
	LOOL thats funny

Caprice88 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 23 December 2008 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 13	Post Options Post Reply Quote Caprice88 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26 December 2008 at 10:34am
	wow thats funny

JihadX Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 20 June 2008 Status: Offline Points: 258	Post Options Post Reply Quote JihadX Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26 December 2008 at 11:39am

You've got to love blondies