What's your religion?

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   I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" 
"Why shouldn't I?" he said. 
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" 
"Like what?" 
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?" 
"Religious." 
"Me too! Are you Christian or Muslim?" 
"Muslim." 
"Me too! Are you Shia or Sunni?" 
"Sunni." 
"Me too! Are you Hanafi or Shafaee?" 
�Hanafi." 
"Wow! Me too! Are you Salafi or Tablighi?" 
"Tablighi." 
To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

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Alex Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admin Group Male Joined: 07 June 2005 Status: Offline Points: 55	Post Options Post Reply Quote Alex Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: What's your religion? Posted: 17 September 2009 at 12:23pm
	I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Muslim?" "Muslim." "Me too! Are you Shia or Sunni?" "Sunni." "Me too! Are you Hanafi or Shafaee?" �Hanafi." "Wow! Me too! Are you Salafi or Tablighi?" "Tablighi." To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

abuayisha Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Muslim Joined: 05 October 1999 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 5105	Post Options Post Reply Quote abuayisha Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 17 September 2009 at 6:00pm
	I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

Pati Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Female Joined: 10 April 2009 Location: Spain Status: Offline Points: 304	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pati Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 18 September 2009 at 3:58pm
	Hi to both of you, Really, I find both of jokes funnies, and I think we could apply the same to the Jews. It's showing a reality, that inside every religion, there are so many groups, and not always understanding and respecting each other (actually, every small group use to think that they defend the real religion and the rest are "heretic"). But I am sure the best joke would be: I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Atheist." To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. Salams
	No God wants the killing, but the peace. The weapons are carried by people, not by religions.

UmmAmara Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 17 September 2006 Status: Offline Points: 81	Post Options Post Reply Quote UmmAmara Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 18 September 2009 at 6:23pm
	Technically...all 3 of u are murderers! Lol!
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salahuddeen2009 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Male Joined: 01 September 2009 Location: Saudi Arabia Status: Offline Points: 32	Post Options Post Reply Quote salahuddeen2009 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 September 2009 at 4:37pm
	I LIKE THIS FORUM,GUYS & LADIES HERE ARE SOMETIMES SOOOOOOOO SERIOUS,THEY ARE SOOOOOO KNOWLEDGABLE, & WHEN INDICATED ,THEY USE THEIR KNOWLEDGE TO BECOME VEEEEEEEEERY FUNNY! WALLAHY YOU ALL MADE ME LAUGH,MY WIFE IS COOKING DINNER NOW IN THE KITCHEN,&HEARD ME,MAYBE SHE THINKS I LOST MY MIND Edited by salahuddeen2009 - 22 September 2009 at 4:40pm

Zaharah Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Female Joined: 01 June 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 273	Post Options Post Reply Quote Zaharah Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 10 October 2009 at 10:05am
	Assalimu Alaikum, I dont know if i should do this, this or this lol Zaharah
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