|
I’d like to be a bear |
Post Reply 
|
Page 123> |
| Author | |
Hanan 
Senior Member 
Joined: 27 July 2006 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 1035 |
 Post Options
 Thanks(0)
 Quote Reply
 Topic: I’d like to be a bearPosted: 20 September 2006 at 5:11pm |
|
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...I'd like to be a bear. |
|
 |
|
|
Angela
Senior Member 
Joined: 11 July 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2555 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 20 September 2006 at 7:57pm |
|
Here here. I'd like to be a bear too.
|
|
|
|
|
soosoo88
Groupie 
Joined: 01 December 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 69 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 21 September 2006 at 8:31pm |
|
Wow sounds nice, but alhamdulilah im a human being........but would be pretty interesting to be a bear
|
|
|
"The strong one is not the one who overcomes people with his strengh, but the one who controls himself while in anger."
|
|
|
|
|
Daniel Dworsky
Senior Member
Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Status: Offline Points: 777 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 22 September 2006 at 4:35pm |
|
I couldn't bear it
|
|
|
|
|
ak_m_f
Senior Member
Joined: 15 October 2005 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 3272 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 22 September 2006 at 8:09pm |
nice pun indeed 
|
|
|
|
|
Daniel Dworsky
Senior Member
Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Status: Offline Points: 777 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 23 September 2006 at 10:48am |
|
It's been bruin for some time.
|
|
|
|
|
Angela
Senior Member
Joined: 11 July 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2555 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 25 September 2006 at 8:35am |
|
Just more claws for concern. (for Mishmish and Colin, how I miss them. |
|
|
|
|
Daniel Dworsky
Senior Member
Joined: 17 March 2005 Location: Israel Status: Offline Points: 777 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 25 September 2006 at 12:16pm |
|
I wouldn't maul it over too much
|
|
|
|
|
Post Reply
|
Page 123> |
Tweet
|
| Forum Jump | Forum Permissions You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot create polls in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum |
Topic Options
Daniel Dworsky wrote:
)