Some things to make you smile or laugh

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   Notice in a window - Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes. 

Two atoms are walking down the street
the first one says, "Oh no, I've just lost an electron!"
the second one says, " Are you sure?"
and the first one replies, "I'm postive!"

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honeycombs.

What goes tick tock bow wow?
A watch dog.

Musical torture
A missionary was travelling in Africa with his guide. In the distance they heard drums. "What do those drums means?" the missionary asked nervously. The native replied, "Drums OK, but if they stop - very bad." They walked on, then suddenly the drums stopped. In panic, the missionary asked, What happens now?" The guide crouched down covered his ears with his hands, and answered with a groan of dispair, "Tuba solo."

"What does a buffalo say when her son leaves home?
"Bi-son"

$MXVIII
Fight back! fillout your tax forms in roman numerals.

Touching is believing
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you'll believe them; but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you'll have to touch it to be sure?

Live and let live
The fly on your ice-cream may not be there to annoy you: it's probably just there for the skiing. 

Edited by Angel - 05 June 2008 at 10:09pm

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Angel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 03 July 2001 Status: Offline Points: 6641	Post Options Post Reply Quote Angel Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Some things to make you smile or laugh Posted: 05 June 2008 at 9:38pm
	Notice in a window - Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes. Two atoms are walking down the street the first one says, "Oh no, I've just lost an electron!" the second one says, " Are you sure?" and the first one replies, "I'm postive!" Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they have honeycombs. What goes tick tock bow wow? A watch dog. Musical torture A missionary was travelling in Africa with his guide. In the distance they heard drums. "What do those drums means?" the missionary asked nervously. The native replied, "Drums OK, but if they stop - very bad." They walked on, then suddenly the drums stopped. In panic, the missionary asked, What happens now?" The guide crouched down covered his ears with his hands, and answered with a groan of dispair, "Tuba solo." "What does a buffalo say when her son leaves home? "Bi-son" $MXVIII Fight back! fillout your tax forms in roman numerals. Touching is believing Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you'll believe them; but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you'll have to touch it to be sure? Live and let live The fly on your ice-cream may not be there to annoy you: it's probably just there for the skiing. Edited by Angel - 05 June 2008 at 10:09pm
	~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~

Truth_light24 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 13 January 2008 Location: Philippines Status: Offline Points: 270	Post Options Post Reply Quote Truth_light24 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 06 June 2008 at 2:41am
	Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you'll believe them; but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you'll have to touch it to be sure?
	And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59

seekn Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 01 July 2008 Status: Offline Points: 19	Post Options Post Reply Quote seekn Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 10 July 2008 at 9:59am
	Is someone guilty of something?