BEST HEADLINES EVER

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BEST NEWSPAPER
HEADLINES EVER

 
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES.
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
TYPHOON
      RIPS TROUGH
      CEMETERY, HUNDREDS DEAD
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS 
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND
      ISLANDS
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
CLINTON
     WINS BUDGET; MORE LIES AHEAD
PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT
     COUNTER
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
IF STRIKE ISN�T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE
COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, FACES BATTERY
     CHARGE
NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACE

 
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Sign*Reader Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 02 November 2005 Status: Offline Points: 3352	Post Options Post Reply Quote SignReader Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: BEST HEADLINES EVER* Posted: 02 December 2006 at 11:54pm
	BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES EVER INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES. SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS TYPHOON RIPS TROUGH CEMETERY, HUNDREDS DEAD IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS CLINTON WINS BUDGET; MORE LIES AHEAD PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE IF STRIKE ISN�T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, FACES BATTERY CHARGE NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACE Edited by Sign*Reader
	Kismet Domino: Faith/Courage/Liberty/Abundance/Selfishness/Immorality/Apathy/Bondage or extinction.

Hanan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 27 July 2006 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 1035	Post Options Post Reply Quote Hanan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03 December 2006 at 10:21am
	IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS (holiday buying-frenzy responsible for shortage of necks and shoulders) PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER (as announced by � Compassionate Veterinarians Without Borders�) MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH (Donald Trump announced: �They�re Fired�) STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE (Haliburton billing invoice to US government) TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER (WalMart�s �Success Story of 2006�) ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACE (NASA forced to make menu changes) unable to continue, fell off the chair

Angel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 03 July 2001 Status: Offline Points: 6641	Post Options Post Reply Quote Angel Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04 December 2006 at 5:27pm
	seen some of those headlines before
	~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~